I am a person.
The moustache is disapparated!!!
list of phrases i use far too often
- dang son
- rad as heck(y)
- i am too blessed to be stressed
- what the heckaroo
- jimminy cricket
- you gotta be karate kidding me
- scooby dooby don’t
my friend’s boyfriend broke up with her via snapchat and if that doesn’t sum up the 21st century in one event i don’t know what does
WHAT DID HE SEND HER? a snapchat of his new girlfriend?
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
Things Canadians say all the time (but like actually):
- Fuckin’ A
- My buddy
- I was just chillin’ with my buddy
- Givin’ er
me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY
me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit… shit… sh…. ss.ss….. ..i don’t care haha
3/3 people that I’ve seen so far this morning have told me that I look tired…..but I totally slept this week….I think….
i want flawless eyebrows so i can rule the world
You wish you had as much swag as one of my eyebrows whaddup