will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important
"what are you, like 12??" oh is there something WRONG with being 12?? huh????? *group of 12 year olds standing behind me start to hoot & holler in support but are gradually picked up by their moms so the cheering slowly dwindles*
When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.
in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination
i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:
- asking someone to be patient
- confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
Women: I'm pregnant what should I do?
Pro life: keep the baby!
Women: okay! Can I have prenatal vitamins?
Pro life: what?
Women: can I have financial help for doctor appointments?
Pro life: ummm.....
Women: can I at least get paid maternity leave?
Pro life: ummm... Excuse me?
Women: the baby is here can I get financial help?
Pro life: I'm sorry do we know you?